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That is Jesus’s favorite gun!
Alternative opinion, that's Jesus's least favorite gun.
"I don't understand why Christians wear crosses around their neck. [...] Do you think if Jesus comes back he ever wants to see another fucking cross?" - Bill Hicks
It's jesus' favorite in the way that bats are batman's favorite animal, I guess?
Bruce Wayne is scared of bats though. That's one of the reasons for the bat costume.
Welcome to the joke
Well yeah, I wouldn't think he was firing a nail gun at people he was hopelessly in love with!
Says you! I shoot my nail gun at workers on telephone poles because I don't want them to fall.
I bought that dollar suitcase too, but it was in Europe so the postage meant it was just an empty suitcase.
You don't say. /s
I came here to say this.
Wow, that's surprising. Usually it's not hate when I'm looking to nail something.
Usually, but ~~occasionally~~ rarely there's the hatefuck.
If you get in an argument with your neighbour and put a framing nail into him, that’s assault. If you put that nail into protected minority and it can be proven that you were motivated by bigotry and a desire to subjugate that minority, you are guilty of a hate crime, which is a much more serious crime
I am very happy that this person wasn't able to obtain a fire arm easily.
Clearly the police are anti-semites. /s
Look out! He's got love nails!
this post was submitted on 08 Mar 2024
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