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What I imagine when I read "Systemd is too big" (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) by loaExMachina@sh.itjust.works to c/linuxmemes@lemmy.world
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[Image description: Tall woman with a systemd logo on her hat looking down scornfully at a small penguin. Second panel is that same penguin looking back up, in an imitation of a "Pepe the frog" meme.]

I don't know why I'm so inspired by making memes about the Systemd controversy, it's not like I have a strong opinion on it myself... All the distros I've tried so far had it, the controversy was mostly an old thing already when I learnt what Linux was and I only read about it recently; but I enjoy the drama. I've started reading the blog posts "escape from Systemd" started here and continued thereby a guy who's creating an alternative called "dinit", I might try it someday if I switch to Artix or something else that supports it, but I just configured my Arch and I don't have time to go back to coonfing yet.

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[-] kadu@lemmy.world 103 points 7 months ago

Sneaky mfs trying to get me to use systemd by exploring my female domination fetish

[-] PlasticExistence@lemmy.world 46 points 7 months ago

sudo fetishctl enable mount.myass

[-] Vilian@lemmy.ca 8 points 7 months ago

LMAO

[-] Kowowow@lemmy.ca 7 points 7 months ago

Hey now not all giant women need to be dominate

[-] kadu@lemmy.world 5 points 7 months ago

Need? No. Are though? Please mommy

[-] RubberElectrons@lemmy.world 3 points 7 months ago

Fuck yeah

[-] Presi300@lemmy.world 38 points 7 months ago

I mean, when you frame it like that, maybe systemd being so big isn't that bad

[-] Violet_McQuasional@feddit.uk 19 points 7 months ago

First time I realised systemd had a logo. And I've been using it for years!

[-] Damage@feddit.it 8 points 7 months ago

It doesn't show on the command line, after all

[-] potentiallynotfelix@iusearchlinux.fyi 10 points 7 months ago

Open RC >>

[-] loaExMachina@sh.itjust.works 3 points 7 months ago

I'll make an OpenRC woman eventually. Runit will be a man tho. I'm not set on the genders or Dinit and S6 yet.

[-] MigratingtoLemmy@lemmy.world 2 points 7 months ago

Why is runit a man?

[-] loaExMachina@sh.itjust.works 1 points 7 months ago

Idk, that's just how I feel it.

[-] possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip 3 points 7 months ago

How so?

[-] potentiallynotfelix@iusearchlinux.fyi 10 points 7 months ago

I don't actually know, I use systemd on two of my computers. I just want to pick sides here.

[-] trashographer@discuss.online 9 points 7 months ago

Make this hat red.

[-] loaExMachina@sh.itjust.works 2 points 7 months ago

I considered your comment, but you see, a red hat wouldn't have matched her white dress. And if I had her clad all in red, the green logo wouldn't have looked good on it.

But after many considerations, I did try to come up with a new Systemdrip. I don't know which one I'll keep using if I make more comics with her...

systemdrip

[-] 4am@lemm.ee 6 points 7 months ago

I like it better than SystemV init 🤷‍♂️sorry not sorry

[-] corsicanguppy@lemmy.ca 3 points 7 months ago

fat don't wrinkle, they say.

[-] Thorry84@feddit.nl 5 points 7 months ago

They say that, but I don't think they've seen my ass, otherwise they would not say that at all.

[-] MonkderZweite@feddit.ch 2 points 7 months ago

And every other init?

[-] flying_sheep@lemmy.ml 1 points 7 months ago

Every other init that has unit files shipped on any distro that matches my quality standards. In other words: there are none.

[-] MonkeMischief@lemmy.today 6 points 7 months ago

First thought was Resident Evil Village lol

[-] Secret300@sh.itjust.works 4 points 7 months ago

Stop making systemd turn me on

Fuckin propaganda

[-] MonkderZweite@feddit.ch 2 points 7 months ago

Can't really have it in the same repo with most other init systems, without having tons of shims and wrappers. That's a meaning of "big", takes all the place.

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