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And I’ve run out of pants
(lemmy.world)
Same piss? That would mean…
They pissed in two pairs of pants at once?
Or drank their own piss and pissed themselves again.
Multitasking!
We don't need AI images there's already a stock photo of everything
I know this is gonna slip out of my mouth at the worst possible time in the future.
Hey I like it.
SSDD
I stole a phrase from a previous coworker that I have since used in place of "You know what I'm saying?" Or "Picking up what you're putting down."
Now I like to say to people "Do you smell what I'm stepping in?"
I found it hilarious at the time and shamelessly stole the phrase lol
this post was submitted on 19 Mar 2024
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