Whatever happened to all the people that bought the Boring Company flamethrower?

They'd be a good customer base for this, but strangely I never hear how they're getting on now

Can I just get a robot dog armed with a super soaker? That would be hilarious.

Now if i just had an extra 10k lying around collecting dust..

The whole article listing the various uses of flamethrowers, like environmental conservation, then mentioning concerns that flamethrowers can double as weapons is just... I don't even know what to do with that.

it even lists napalm as an intended use. gonna conserve the hell out of that commie rainforest, I guess?

HANS! Bring ze Flemmenwerfherhund!

I have $10k and a list.

You might be obligated to call it a "hell-hound", though...

I'm holding out for a fully-autonomous flamethrower robotic monkey.

suprised this wasn't elon musk

I, for one, welcome our new overlords.

Completely useless for firefighting. Putting a drip torch on its ass and letting it walk a line, maybe. But it's not going to cut down the trees to make a firebreak, who what's the point.