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[-] HootinNHollerin@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

Pending anal apocalypse

[-] Jubei_K_08@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

I mean, why not let him get a full whiff of that bouquet? Sober him before you go any further.

[-] A_Random_Idiot@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

i miss the days of my bygone youth when i only shat once a week.

and it was a firm, sturdy shit, One roll of toilet paper would last me months...never required more than the safety wipe.

[-] Tikiporch@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

Easy. Only #1 in your hotel room bathroom, #2 in the hotel lobby bathroom, restaurant bathroom, or any other public bathroom.

[-] henfredemars@infosec.pub 6 points 1 year ago

That happened to me once. I required stitches afterwards.

[-] Elocomanzo@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

Poopourry on Amazon. It helps.

[-] HootinNHollerin@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Matches too, way cheaper

[-] Tebbie@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

A trick I have is to eat less and eat fiber.

[-] SlopppyEngineer@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

Ascend to a higher plane of existence. Then you can quickly unmanifest and remanifest a fresh body free of waste products.

[-] Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago
[-] SlopppyEngineer@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

That's the opposite if you're even just a little bit lactose intolerant

[-] Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Then hit a couple dulcolax a couple days before leaving to empty your guts out and refrain from filling them back up til you get where youre going

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