[-] Jubei_K_08@lemmy.world 31 points 6 months ago

I'm sure no online community would constantly prank call that hotline 😎👍

[-] Jubei_K_08@lemmy.world 46 points 6 months ago

THE PACK IS THE HYPEST TEAM YOU CAN ASK FOR. WHOEVER YOU ARE, THOSE MFERS ARE HAPPY TO HELP YOU KEEP THAT HOG CRANKED AT ALL TIMES AND NEVER LET IT NOT BE CRANKED TO 11, MFER! ARRRROOOO!!!

[-] Jubei_K_08@lemmy.world 65 points 1 year ago

Remember kids, you can be a draft dodger and be president 😎👉👉

[-] Jubei_K_08@lemmy.world 38 points 1 year ago

Time to go donate to TST and the FFRF, peeps.

[-] Jubei_K_08@lemmy.world 79 points 1 year ago

So, in theory, The Satanic Temple could make an app to mark all the Christian households then. I wonder if they'd be interested in that.

[-] Jubei_K_08@lemmy.world 78 points 1 year ago

Triggered into entering the felon list by some pool noodles and some lights 😂

[-] Jubei_K_08@lemmy.world 48 points 1 year ago

I bet you're in her phone with your last name, too.

[-] Jubei_K_08@lemmy.world 42 points 1 year ago

Next time make it 35 mil each day the system is up.

[-] Jubei_K_08@lemmy.world 52 points 2 years ago

I mean, she's the only one who could handle his ballistic sperm, no? 🤔

[-] Jubei_K_08@lemmy.world 72 points 2 years ago

How does a cue ball get less sharp?

[-] Jubei_K_08@lemmy.world 60 points 2 years ago

Reminded me of a story of a Border Patrol agent who dutifully served the government for 20 years, plus some military service on top of it. After they found out he was illegal, through no direct fault of his, they tossed him out, even after he cruelly tossed immigrants himself. No mercy for anyone under any circumstance is the unspoken motto of INS, even as they deport citizens or veterans.

Agent story:

https://archive.ph/Do0uc

Deported veterans:

https://youtu.be/N6rjCvgRkq0?si=0lAUqgdFcT5qKTt2

[-] Jubei_K_08@lemmy.world 40 points 2 years ago

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