Heh. You made one mistake... Your safety's on.

Then I would try some action movie bullshit and die, but can you imagine if it worked?

Avenge me.

I'm glad it's over

"Freedom, at last...!"

“All this time and they still haven’t figured it out….”

Oh, come on... real...

Realistically with my lifestyle it's gonna be either me screaming "FUCK!!!" or "Oh this is gonna suck"

"About fucking time."

“You think you defeated me? You think I did not know what I bought for my Wanna?”

Communism will win.

I'd like to say it'll be something pithy like "Thank God that's finally done with," but, more likely than not, it'll probably be "Ah, shit, aaaaghhh, fuck, this sucks, God dammit, this hurts like hell, ughhhhh shit," and then the sounds of me groaning my final breath and softly shitting my pants.

Today is a good day to die

🎶Exit light

Enter night

Take my hand

We’re off to never never land…🎶

"I'm afraid that's not a choice..."

Probably something touching and inspiring right before my bowels loudly empty themselves and an unbearable stench fills the nostrils of my loved ones.

"That's not good, I'm not happy"

im surrounded by idiots

The... The treasure... It's in the.... [dies]

Time to go.

Well it looks like I found the light at the end of the tunnel.

That’s is!?!? That was mid.

Cya

There is always money in the...

"Hopefully I'll do better next time"

Butt cheeks

Spike Milligan’s headstone reads, “I told you I was ill”

Apparently a lot of people's actual last word is "Fuck!" And that was what I yelled when the car hit mine in the worst accident I've been in.

But I will hope for "goodbye" as a last word, in a much more gentle setting.

It's about time.

Kill...meee.... hopefully

Smoke em if you got em