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A real chicken-and-egg situation (feddit.uk)
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[-] Ephera@lemmy.ml 46 points 6 months ago

Uhm, excuse me, that is clearly a walrus.

[-] armchair_progamer@programming.dev 29 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

C++’s mascot is an obese sick rat with a missing foot*, because it has 1000+ line compiler errors (the stress makes you overeat and damages your immune system) and footguns.

EDIT: Source (I didn't make up the C++ part)

[-] maniel@sopuli.xyz 12 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

i guess "beaver" would've been kinda awkward with today's connotations with shaving the beaver etc.

[-] tsonfeir@lemm.ee 7 points 6 months ago

We shave Go?

[-] maniel@sopuli.xyz 9 points 6 months ago

You can shave what you want, it's your life

[-] SqueakyBeaver@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 6 months ago

wait why am I being shaved? /j

this post was submitted on 13 May 2024
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