It's been awhile since I've had a Tootsie Pop, but a lick that gets 1/364th the way to the center sounds somewhat more aggressive than I would want applied to the vagina that I don't have.
(and now that is in my comment history...)
If it takes 364 licks to get a woman off, you are doing something wrong.
243 is what all men should be shooting for.
Best I can do is a lying owl
One, two, three...
Three.
NSFW, obviously, but they do make those
Haha that’s exactly what I was expecting it to be. I haven’t seen one of those things since I swiped a penthouse from a seedy gas station back in the 90s. They were advertised in the back and solidly piqued my curiosity. Because surely, surely, it’s not even close.
That thing has way better reviews than I would expect
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