submitted 1 year ago by seahorse@midwest.social to c/theonion@midwest.social

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[-] krigo666@lemmings.world 2 points 1 year ago

Actually, this is so real that belongs in Not The Onion...

[-] InevitableWaffles@midwest.social 1 points 1 year ago

I earned my 1000 beaten civilian badge honestly. These guys are just claiming it. If you ask me, its basically stolen valor. /s

[-] snooggums@kbin.social 1 points 1 year ago

Stolen violence.

this post was submitted on 30 Aug 2023

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