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Cop Annoyed At Assumption That All Police Officers Are As Bad As Him
(www.theonion.com)
Actually, this is so real that belongs in Not The Onion...
I earned my 1000 beaten civilian badge honestly. These guys are just claiming it. If you ask me, its basically stolen valor. /s
Stolen violence.
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