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[-] Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago

Almost like he had a revelation

[-] Guntrigger@sopuli.xyz 3 points 10 months ago

Sounds like he is draining the swamp after all.

[-] unreasonabro@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago

i mean that's gotta be like five guys probably, discounting the entire political class i suppose... oh wait

[-] MajorHavoc@programming.dev 3 points 10 months ago

I'll definitely keep this in mind, for all those porn stars that want to fuck me and keep quiet about it for affordable rates. I don't really think that's my thing, but I'm not a billionaire yet, so it can be hard to predict the future.

[-] Dreizehn@kbin.social 2 points 10 months ago

I hope the Crying 45 reveals more dirt and he might drag some people into the same shithole with him.

[-] Hikermick@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago

Oh I can assure you the holy rollers were up in arms about the immortality

[-] vinceman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 10 months ago
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