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[-] PotatoesFall@discuss.tchncs.de 108 points 2 years ago

Ugh baby, cocaine in the yacht jacuzzi again? Cant we stay at home one weekend?

[-] intensely_human@lemm.ee 33 points 2 years ago

I’m telling you baby we should be snorting this stuff. Way more efficient than soaking it up like epsom salt.

[-] Coasting0942@reddthat.com 64 points 2 years ago

I like this explanation better lol

[-] Blackmist@feddit.uk 35 points 2 years ago

Real life Mr Peanutbutter.

[-] mipadaitu@lemmy.world 33 points 2 years ago

Really makes a lot of sense.

[-] MargotRobbie@lemmy.world 28 points 2 years ago

It's true, I've watched this documentary about this woman in her twenties who dumped Leo after being in an dysfunctional relationship with him.

I think it's called "The Wolf of Wall Street" or something.

[-] criitz@reddthat.com 27 points 2 years ago

Q: Why does Leo only date beautiful 23 year olds?

A: Because he can.

[-] stebo02@sopuli.xyz 32 points 2 years ago

My question is rather why do the 23 year olds date him.

I guess also because they can...

[-] Got_Bent@lemmy.world 15 points 2 years ago

Fun coupons. So many fun coupons

[-] stebo02@sopuli.xyz -3 points 2 years ago

ok but like do they also kiss him for that? because eww

[-] prayer@sh.itjust.works 13 points 2 years ago

It's the legal way to sell your body.

[-] kameecoding@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago

Because he is famous and rich?

Whats hard to understand about that?

[-] BURN@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago

Lots of women have a thing for older men, or are willing to put up with older men for the benefits that come with it (money, fame, etc)

[-] JasonDJ@lemmy.zip 9 points 2 years ago

How do you even date twenty people at once???

[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 6 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

It's easy when they're only 3 years old.

[-] intensely_human@lemm.ee 21 points 2 years ago

As a man it was in my mid twenties I realized he’s a good actor and not just a teenage heartthrob.

I hated him when I was a kid. Later I realized him getting all the girls doesn’t mean he’s a bad guy.

It was when I watched The Island that I first realized he’s a good actor.

[-] Squirrel@thelemmy.club 37 points 2 years ago

Nobody said anything about his acting. This is about him never dating anyone over 25.

[-] intensely_human@lemm.ee 9 points 2 years ago

I said something about acting

[-] Squirrel@thelemmy.club 6 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Ah, I figured you thought you were on-topic (that the original post was somehow critical of his acting?), not on a tangent. My mistake.

[-] RampantParanoia2365@lemmy.world 13 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

But that was Ewan McGregor?

Lol, I think you mean Shutter Island.

[-] intensely_human@lemm.ee 6 points 2 years ago

Oh you’re right I was thinking of Mike Myers in Wayne’s World

Hey Mister Donut Head Man who’s trying to kill ya?

I don’t know but they better not!

[-] Obi@sopuli.xyz 6 points 2 years ago

I think they meant the beach.

[-] Fredselfish@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

Same as a ten young adult I didn't think much of him. As I got older I realized just how good he is as an actor.

[-] norimee@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

Confidentially missed the point.

I agree, he is a good actor. But he is also a sleezebag who only dates models half his age and consistently dumps them when they turn 25.

Even though I respect his work, I have no respect for him as a person anymore.

[-] Bertuccio@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago

Top Secretly missed the point

[-] intensely_human@lemm.ee 3 points 2 years ago

Made a different point

[-] thefrankring@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

It's not me, it's you.

[-] cumskin_genocide@lemm.ee 5 points 2 years ago

If I was a rich Megastar I too would use my status and money to date beautiful young women

[-] Bob@midwest.social 24 points 2 years ago

I very much wouldn't. I'm not interested in the kinds of things a young trophy wife is going to offer. I think being a rich megastar would be bad for my dating game, because it would attract all the wrong people.

this post was submitted on 07 Jun 2024
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