I mean that's pretty neat, but I'm reminded of that time a MongoDB user found an SQL-based database and wrote a lengthy article about all of the revolutionary features. Feels the same every time a Javascript dev discovers a programming language with actual typing.

Seems cool, but also.. normal? That's how languages should all work?

Sounds cool. The types like Haskell's data types or Rust's enums compared with proper pattern matching are pretty much a requirement for a good language imo. And the process/message passing is interesting.

Gleam is cool. I wrote some services with it to see if I wanted to use it for more projects. It seemed like a good option because it would be easy to teach.

Things I like:

• fast build times (I only tested small apps though, under 2000 LOC)
• strong static types
• runs on the BEAM
• easy to learn
• pattern matching
• immutable + structural sharing
• currying (with parameter holes)

Things I don't like:

• no re-exports
• it's possible to have name collisions between packages; authors have a gentleman's agreement to always create a top-level module with the same name as the package
• some standard library APIs seem missing or immature (it's still pre-1.0)
• it can be hard to get good performance out of idiomatic code for specific tasks (see immutability)
• no format strings; best you can do is "Hello, " <> name. It starts to get cumbersome
• parsing/serialization is all quite manual boilerplate; there's nothing quite like serde
• no field/argument punning
• no method syntax; you just have to scan the docs to figure out what functions can be used with a given type
• you can't define the same variant name twice in the same module; I believe this is a limitation in how the types are translated to Erlang records
• you can't call functions in pattern matching if guards
• you can't have dependency cycles between modules in the same package
• hard to write FFI correctly; you lose all the comfort of types

NGL, this looks kinda terrible