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submitted 11 months ago by The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world to c/funny@lemmy.world

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[-] SlopppyEngineer@lemmy.world 10 points 11 months ago

Just start glaring disapprovingly for half an hour at minimum, shake your head slightly and then look away if you catch their eyes and most importantly refuse to explain yourself for days afterwards, just mumble something about "zplane" from time to time and if they respond just exasperatedly say "women" and walk away.

[-] Etterra@lemmy.world 6 points 11 months ago

Kobayashi Maru time buddy. Time to get creative.

[-] The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago

I started to use that in the title! But then I figured most wouldn't get it outside of TenForward.

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[-] NeoNachtwaechter@lemmy.world 5 points 11 months ago

But it's not that hard:

You give your broad smile and say calmly "I love you anyway".

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[-] Num10ck@lemmy.world 4 points 11 months ago

you guys should learn about softening statements.

[-] Mango@lemmy.world 8 points 11 months ago

You mean belittling statements? The kind where you act like you think the other is gonna freak out over nothing because you respect them so much?

[-] Num10ck@lemmy.world 8 points 11 months ago

thats a really good question.

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[-] boatsnhos931@lemmy.world 4 points 11 months ago

Hug kiss kill

[-] troglodytis@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago

Move on

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