Kick the chair again. I dare you. In fact, I double dare you motherf*cker.

"Psss. Hey!... Can I have a piece of that ???"

Pssst…. Dude did you get any treats from the cart lady?

Have you seen my frisbee?

If you don't shur your baby up I will conjure 10,000 demons to slowly boil you alive in a vat of acid

You looking at me?

Officer Cute on duty