Giving your parents a heads-up that they gave birth to the antichrist

Repin the hood during hurricane season

When you regret telling Ash no that he can't plug in and charge his pokedex in your dirt button so he takes away your wireless chargering pokeball so you can run out of battery and die alone face down on the pavement

Fishing in the comfort and safety of your own home

Jesus christ you and me both brother. It's just a giant stream of fucking word vomit. Where's the categories topics and subreddits Jesus Christ organize it what the fuck

Frisbee

"What's that poking me in the back of my neck?"

Holy shit lol that's good

"Fuck I shoulda went to collage "

Being a general manager at any retail outlet

The Hansen's gone wild

Viva la Backstreet boys