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Another post here claimed 5e was too complicated. To that person, I can only say, you're welcome. These rules are extremely simple and always apply!

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[-] ryven@lemmy.dbzer0.com 41 points 2 years ago
[-] TheGreatFox@lemm.ee 11 points 2 years ago

Ha, nice! Adding this to my collection.

[-] Flushmaster@ttrpg.network 17 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Yandere, American (I assume this means either blonde or red white and blue), 5, named Gun Bunny. Personal defense weapon is a Carl Gustav 84mm recoilless rifle, unless the GM allows an M28 Davy Crocket (literally a nuclear bazooka).

It took me about five seconds to create this character, and now I kind of want to actually play the game.

[-] TheGreatFox@lemm.ee 13 points 2 years ago

"American" hair color means your hair is an animated gif of the american flag blowing in the wind (regardless of actual weather conditions), which is somehow fully visible from any angle. You also have a bald eagle nesting in that hair. The eagle dual wields AK-47s.

[-] Flushmaster@ttrpg.network 9 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Much as I suspected. I'll be taking that one. The eagle will be named Cullum, which was Alvin York's middle name, for an obligatory obscure reference.

[-] xXthrowawayXx@hexbear.net 8 points 2 years ago

The eagle dual wields ~~AK-47s~~ m16s.

beeg emojigun-unity

[-] NakariLexfortaine@lemm.ee 7 points 2 years ago

I'd allow the Davy Crockett, but Gun Bunny will be actively hunted.

Have you thought about a Hind-D for transport?

[-] Flushmaster@ttrpg.network 9 points 2 years ago

Bring on the hunters. GeeBee has unhealthy emotional attachment issues, a roll target of 5, and a bandolier of man portable nuclear warheads. In situations requiring stealth or close combat the Davy Crockett weighs a hundred pounds unloaded and would make a very effective bludgeoning device (as an anime girl she is of course strong enough to wield it as such). Or she could always just decide "f- it" and go out in a blaze of glory because nukes. Basically she embodies as personality traits all the ideologies of a circa 1960 Cold War superpower that would motivate them to invent a man portable nuclear weapon with a blast radius greater than it's maximum range.

Also I think my hair would get me the connections to requisition a Blackhawk.

[-] NakariLexfortaine@lemm.ee 6 points 2 years ago

Well, I think we can make the Blackhawk work.

It makes just about as much sense in the Russian rainforest.

[-] Attaxalotl@ttrpg.network 2 points 2 years ago
[-] smeg@feddit.uk 14 points 2 years ago

Sounds like the perfect gateway to Maid RPG!

[-] HumanBehaviorByBjork@hexbear.net 12 points 2 years ago

rules-light RPGs are pretty cool to be honest.

[-] xXthrowawayXx@hexbear.net 12 points 2 years ago

Lol at the evil party options,

  • wants to safeguard the nuclear launch codes which will crash the economy.
[-] Tankiedesantski@hexbear.net 9 points 2 years ago

wants to safeguard the nuclear launch codes which will crash the economy.

This is just the later Soviet Union.

[-] Tankiedesantski@hexbear.net 8 points 2 years ago

Amateurs play Tactical Waifu. Professionals play Logistical Waifu.

[-] Attaxalotl@ttrpg.network 3 points 2 years ago

Savants play Communications Waifu

[-] Venus@hexbear.net 6 points 2 years ago

Actually sounds like fun. I love rules-lite silly stuff like this.

[-] lord_ryvan@ttrpg.network 1 points 2 years ago

This is a hack on Lasers & Feelings, there are many hacks like it but only this one is about Tactical Waifus.

[-] FLP22012005@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago
[-] mightbejackie@ttrpg.network 4 points 2 years ago

Unironically a better system to play Shadowrun than Shadowrun

[-] lord_ryvan@ttrpg.network 3 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

This is the most “I want to play it now” Lasers & Feelings hack I've ever seen!

One thing though, what does the hair colour contribute? In L&F hacks, you generally have two different descriptors that could help with rolls, for instance one about your personality (a flirtatious character probably flirts better) and one about your capabilities (a soldier probably shoots better)

How... How does hair colour contribute to a roll?
“Does sempai notice me?”
“Your hair is blue... Take -1 to that roll”

[-] TheGreatFox@lemm.ee 1 points 2 years ago

"... because half the class has blue hair."

Of course it matters. Hair color is a core part of an anime girl's personality!

[-] lord_ryvan@ttrpg.network 1 points 2 years ago

I suppose... Like really, yellow haired anime characters tend to be feisty while white haired anime characters tend to have some mysterious past.

Hm, another thing I noticed is that L&F and its hacks use their RPG name as the critical success, which I like a lot
If I get my friends to play this with me, I'll rename “KAWAII OPERATIONS” to “WAIFU TACTICS”

Either way, funny AF L&F hack!

[-] Kyoyeou@slrpnk.net 3 points 2 years ago

My, little brother, would absolutly love me running this

this post was submitted on 04 Sep 2023
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