Is this a legitimate source of news?

France always was a weird country

I see this going very poorly very quickly. I don't know how much longer we're going to have a France after this, but I'm interested in seeing how this unfolds.

that'd be the point I'd forgo smartphones entirely

French police about to see a whole lotta dick pics.

Fancy French purses are about to take a new direction! Styles range from Étouffé (muffled) to Le Faraday (electromagnetic shielding).

Ugh.

I guess NATO stopped pretending they care about free speech and democracy?