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I doubt that it's real, but it might be funny to someone.

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[-] dinodroid@programming.dev 8 points 1 year ago

I wonder what would be the scenario for below languages.

  • Julia
  • Rust
  • Go
  • Brainfuck
  • Lisp
  • Cobra
  • Smalltalk
  • Ruby
[-] TheWinged7@lemm.ee 6 points 1 year ago

Julia

Your program is telling me to get a girlfriend

[-] ryo@lemmy.eco.br 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Lua ("Moon" in portuguese.)

[-] dust_accelerator@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Rust

Sorry, haven't had rust since I use H3PO4.

Specific applications of phosphoric acid include:

  • in anti-rust treatment by phosphate conversion coating or passivation

I think he does not want to get a snake.

[-] nixfreak@sopuli.xyz 1 points 1 year ago

That’s awesome

[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 1 points 1 year ago

"Burmese, reticulated or ball?"

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