I like the emojis for each image. They helped me find an appropriate reaction. Like close captions for autistic people.

“According to Mr. Garrison, "IT" can "go up to two hundred miles per hour, and gets three hundred miles to the gallon". The only problem is that "IT" is controlled through a quite painful and unappealing method: using four "flexi-grip handles" that somewhat resemble erect penises; two held in the hands, one in the mouth, and a fourth handle which is inserted into the anus.”

This meme could have been good, if only it wasn't from facebook

Truest shit I have ever seen

i use arch btw