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[-] Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world 112 points 1 month ago
[-] henfredemars@infosec.pub 63 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

As long as it’s distributed and peer to peer, like where each of us independently asks another human being on a date without relying on a central service.

Wait a minute…

[-] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 22 points 1 month ago

Imagine if it WAS a centralized service. Like imagine you could ONLY go on dates at TGIFridays. Thats just where you go to meet people to date. Or hang out at the bar if you're just looking to get your dick sucked.

[-] henfredemars@infosec.pub 16 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Bar better be called BJ’s or I want my money back.

[-] PerogiBoi@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 month ago

What money? The bar is open source. Free, as in beer.

[-] bamfic@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

I think that's called an adult video store

[-] idunnololz@lemmy.world 35 points 1 month ago

I bet it's gonna be like a 10:1 male to female ratio.

[-] Cryophilia@lemmy.world 55 points 1 month ago

More like 1000:1. Tinder is already 10:1.

And I'm not exaggerating btw, I actually think saying one in a thousand fediverse users is a) a woman, and b) is willing to hook up, is generous. Plus there's probably 10x as many trans women as cis women in that category.

The fediverse is ridiculously male, or at least assigned male at birth.

[-] LavenderDay3544@lemmy.world 25 points 1 month ago

So then that app would be great if it catered to gay and trans users.

[-] Cryophilia@lemmy.world 28 points 1 month ago

Correct.

We got the gay communism part down, and we're closing in on fully automated, now we just need the luxury and space bits

FULLY AUTOMATED LUXURY GAY SPACE COMMUNISM

[-] jdf038@mander.xyz 3 points 1 month ago

Is this the future leftists want

[-] tamal3@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

Where did you get the sex/gender data? No one has ever polled me on Lemmy.

[-] Burninator05@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago

Do you want polled? If the sacred videos are too be believed, calling a plumber or ordering a pizza is a surefire way to get polled.

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[-] null@slrpnk.net 9 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I dunno, lotta MtFs on the Fediverse that might shift the metrics.

[-] Cryophilia@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

Yeah but if you're looking for cis women you're shit out of luck.

[-] TwoBeeSan@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago
[-] Cryophilia@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago
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[-] TwoBeeSan@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

Fediverse hookup when

[-] idunnololz@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago
[-] moody@lemmings.world 3 points 1 month ago
[-] PerogiBoi@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 month ago

Which is different from any other site...how?

[-] Blackmist@feddit.uk 28 points 1 month ago

Lonely Linux seeks Hot Communist for activism and more.

[-] odium@programming.dev 17 points 1 month ago
[-] 5714@lemmy.dbzer0.com 14 points 1 month ago

Everyone over there has a non-identifying picture and their bio is "I'm just testing this out" or "Can you tell me how this works?"

Of those who have an actual picture, most bios go like "I like free software" or "What's your favorite programming language?"

Although, it might be a place for nerdy trans people (mostly trans women devs, if I'm not mistaken) to date.

[-] agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 month ago

Well, the fediverse is largely populated with trans (furry communist) open-source developers. (Not judging btw, just noticing. Live your truth)

Fediverse dating app users are necessarily going to be a subset of fediverse users.

[-] snooggums@midwest.social 10 points 1 month ago
[-] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 19 points 1 month ago

I mean......is this what flirting is? Are we flirting right now?

[-] snooggums@midwest.social 21 points 1 month ago

Sure, why not.

Wanna go for a drink in Ten Forward?

[-] talentedkiwi@sh.itjust.works 14 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

*I put on my robe and wizard hat.*

[-] snooggums@midwest.social 10 points 1 month ago

A classic meme from a more civilized age!

[-] radicalautonomy@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

Y'all already have pet names for each other in your handles, that's cute.

[-] kionite231@lemmy.ca 13 points 1 month ago
[-] kamenlady@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

Omg, who are you?

[-] Phegan@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago

There kinda is one. Fedimatch

[-] Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world 25 points 1 month ago

Good. I don't actually want to use one, I just want it to exist 🙂

[-] NaoPb@eviltoast.org 6 points 1 month ago

Hey.. what are you wearing?

[-] Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world 21 points 1 month ago

The last ten years poorly, and you? ☺️

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[-] Sparky@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 1 month ago

Programmer socks. And you?

[-] Wxnzxn@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Well, there seems to be !l4l@sh.itjust.works but it seems to be very much dead

[-] AmidFuror@fedia.io 15 points 1 month ago

Ma'am, I do my own plumbing!

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