What's the story of him fucking a couch? It's one of the least problematic things about him.
That might be why they're pushing this story.
Well, we do live in the age of AI generated deepfake videos, don't we? We could feed Jesse Watters' unnatural curiosity, couldn't we?
Why are these people so fking creepy weird?
Aunty: Oh Vance! My favorite nephew! Come in come in! Sit on the couch with me! What brings you here?
Vance: nobody likes me because I wear makeup like women do and I like to fuck the couch!
Aunty: well worry no more! You can stay with us for as long as you like! There's just one thing I need to tell you about.
Vance: what is it?
Aunty: your uncle and I have a house policy where we don't wear any clothes indoors. Is that okay? I'm sure if we talk to your uncle, we can agree to let you fuck a couch too!
Vance proceeds to get complete naked. Uncle comes into the scene and the aunty is already naked too.
Vance: hi uncle!
Uncle: well hello! I see you are getting used to the rules of the house!
Aunty: yes. He also would like it if he could fuck the couch when he feels the need.
Uncle: no problem!
Scene cuts to Vance taking a shower. For more on this please refer to your favorite pornhub show.
Finally we’ve found a use for AI.
I just want to know if the couch consented…has anyone been able to verify? I hope so :(
What the fuck man i thought this was an onion article cause the headline is too good to be true
I'm sorry... I'm way outta the loop on this one.
Someone explain?
Vance fucked a couch
(It was a joke someone made. I think it was originally amplified when AP decided to “fact check” what was clearly an internet joke)
Edit: https://ftw.usatoday.com/2024/07/jd-vance-couch-memes-associated-press
AP pulled the fact check at one point
"Fox host demands" = "Child has on-air tantrum"
All you gotta do is ignore it and it becomes a weird little internet thing. And here we are lol
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