Okaloosa County suspect in spider’s death arrested (www.wkrg.com)

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An Okaloosa County woman was arrested Monday after she allegedly drowned her roommate’s pet spider, according to the Okaloosa County Sheriff’s Office.

According to an OCSO Facebook post, 43-year-old Ilena Renae Rasmussen of the Crestview area admitted she drowned her roommate’s pet jumping spider in ginger ale on July 15 at a home on Pansy Avenue. Prichard, Mobile County officials vow to end gang violence after 3 shootings within hours The pet jumping spider reportedly cost $70, and the owner could not find the spider or its enclosure.

Rasmussen faces misdemeanor animal cruelty and petty theft charges.

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