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Summer sun (lemmy.world)
submitted 3 months ago by CenturionKing@lemmy.world to c/funny@lemmy.world
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[-] Dagamant@lemmy.world 173 points 3 months ago

thats why batman fights crime at night

[-] snooggums@midwest.social 43 points 3 months ago

Still gotta watch out for the moon tan.

[-] mipadaitu@lemmy.world 22 points 3 months ago

He wears black makeup around his eyes tho, so it would only be his chin that was tan.

[-] snooggums@midwest.social 8 points 3 months ago

If Batman uses eye makeup with a good Moon Protection Factor (MPF) he would use moonscreen on his chin too.

[-] Anticorp@lemmy.world 5 points 3 months ago

He's not a vampire, just a bat man.

[-] smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works 20 points 3 months ago

Pfft, like a billionaire playboy moisturizes his face with any lotion not containing any SPF factor.

[-] Slovene@feddit.nl 21 points 3 months ago

He believes in taking care of himself and a balanced diet and rigorous exercise routine. In the morning if his face is a little puffy he'll put on an ice pack while doing stomach crunches. He can do 1000 now. After he removes the ice pack he uses a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower he uses a water activated gel cleanser, then a honey almond body scrub, and on the face an exfoliating gel scrub. Then he applies an herb-mint facial mask which he leaves on for 10 minutes while he prepares the rest of his routine. He always uses an after shave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion.

[-] smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works 3 points 3 months ago

This guy billionaires.

[-] tfw_no_toiletpaper@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago

Just the average day in the 80s stock market

[-] FiniteBanjo@lemmy.today 9 points 3 months ago

Imagine if the criminals started throwing around dye bags so that Bruce Wayne would have to live at home lmao.

[-] SilentObserver@lemm.ee 3 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

"Sorry, I can't come to the rich person party. I've got the flu. Can't leave my mansion."

"Again? That's the 7th time this month Bruce!"

[-] BlameTheAntifa@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago

He’s the Bateman.

[-] hakunawazo@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago

Yes, he is. High five.

[-] SilentObserver@lemm.ee 1 points 3 months ago

Nothing a little spray tan can't fix.

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