At this point I'd take a dog.
I'll take a dog and let him lead
We can vote on the law,
One nation under dog,
He'd be as loyal as he can be 🐶
At this point I'd take a dog.
I'll take a dog and let him lead
We can vote on the law,
One nation under dog,
He'd be as loyal as he can be 🐶
Are they BOTH running on a "more treats, less squirrels" platform!?
I can't even tell the parties apart any more...
This is why we need to get rid of the electrical college and implement a ranked petting and snuggles system. We don't want to vote for the lesser evil, we want a good boy!
I'd rather vote for Chloe than anyone running for president right now, and I bet you we'd get a better president out of Chloe than Trump or Harris.
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