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submitted 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) by sqgl@beehaw.org to c/humor@beehaw.org

[alt-text: Still from the Monty Python dead parrot sketch with Musk's face replacing that of John Cleese returning a blue twitter logo with an X for a dead eye. Pet store owner, Michael Palin, says "it was alive when you bought it"]

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[-] dumbass@leminal.space 20 points 3 months ago

This social media is no more!
It has ceased to be
It is bereft of life
This is an X social media!

[-] SweetCitrusBuzz@beehaw.org 10 points 3 months ago

It would be alive now if you hadn't hammered fascists into it.

[-] dumbass@leminal.space 4 points 3 months ago

He's pining for the Führer!

[-] GissaMittJobb@lemmy.ml 4 points 3 months ago

It's pining for the fjords

[-] doleo@lemmy.one 2 points 3 months ago

You think the pet shop keeps pussy in their bio?

[-] jarfil@beehaw.org 2 points 3 months ago

"All these birds have to go" — Musk, shortly after the sink stunt

this post was submitted on 16 Aug 2024
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