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Two wolves...and a crow (lemmy.blahaj.zone)
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[-] Laticauda@lemmy.ca 20 points 1 year ago

The crow is the most right. Get bangs, do crimes.

[-] Window_Error_Noises@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago

I have a forehead the size and relative shape of Colorado. The level of trust I have with the woman who cuts my bangs is something I never thought I'd achieve in a human relationship. Heck yeah, crow.

[-] Noodle07@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

As a guy who somehow likes Colorado foreheads, you don't have to hide anything!

[-] Crul@lemm.ee 8 points 1 year ago
[-] blanketswithsmallpox@kbin.social 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Mirror? Link is dead or host is down.

Edit: On like 5th reload I got it. Just in case for anyone else, I transcribed.

Inside every woman is two wolves. One wolf want long gorgeous mermaid hair. The second wolf wants to just shop it all off. There is also a crow pulling the tails of both wolves saying to get bangs. The crow is the most dangerous.

[-] LaunchesKayaks@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I appeased both wolves and got an undercut around my whole head, and decided to grow out the parts I kept long

[-] patchwork@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 1 year ago

i just cut my own hair and do what i want with it, tbh

[-] SolarNialamide@lemm.ee 2 points 1 year ago

I listened to both the second wolf and the crow and got a Chelsea cut (buzzcut with bangs). I love it

this post was submitted on 09 Sep 2023
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