[-] Window_Error_Noises@lemmy.world 38 points 8 months ago

I am very short, and sit up rather straight. My head hits what should be the most comfortable parts of every kind of seating in the most uncomfortable way. This is an accurate representation of the sensation, when curved neck portion ends up at top of your skull, and doubly so, if it's a bucket seat. Special cushions help, in certain vehicles, which can also alleviate the seatbelt going practically across your throat. Our old Outback is tolerable, which is lovely.

We have a couple IKEA Poang chairs at home, and I need to make pillow booster-seats for the damned things, or it's just this image, lol

[-] Window_Error_Noises@lemmy.world 33 points 8 months ago

Super cute and fuzzy wuzzy until it's jumping spider season, and they're in the house, and jesus goddammit jumping spiders, I just cleaned up this shit, can you not web up the entire kitchen every fucking morning? Tiny ass Cirque du Soleil across the light fixtures, every damned day! Cute little shits.

[-] Window_Error_Noises@lemmy.world 37 points 10 months ago

Did... Did the crocodiles make that sign?

[-] Window_Error_Noises@lemmy.world 109 points 10 months ago

I was reminded

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[-] Window_Error_Noises@lemmy.world 43 points 11 months ago

Holy hell, this entire interior looks like it could be hosed down, time after time, because it's made for repeated indoctrination/orgy/murder of cults with easy cleanup. Unbelievable price, though...

[-] Window_Error_Noises@lemmy.world 27 points 11 months ago

Excuse me, those were just short for their full names:

Richard Warlock and Vulva Wizard

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You understand? (lemmy.world)

John Malkovich's voice and spectacular cadence in your head:

  • "It is estimated that Santa's sleigh weighs 353 thousand tons. So, traveling at 650 miles per second would create such enormous friction that Santa and his reindeer would burst into flames. You understand? Like a meteor entering the atmosphere. This is a scientific fact."
[-] Window_Error_Noises@lemmy.world 35 points 2 years ago

Proper explanation, indeed - you never get all the way through the countdown before you time travel. Beforehand, though (at least in my too many to count without it sounding like a weird brag experiences), the "last words" moment is before the mask, but after the pre-anesthesia. Depends on the procedure, and probably the person, too.

[-] Window_Error_Noises@lemmy.world 31 points 2 years ago

Then I'm glad I know my entire team, going in, and they're all remarkably empathetic to their terrified, high-risk patient! Chances are, any final words through twilight sleep will be a last sentiment to my spouse, in case I don't make it through. After my tight-five, of course, using the IV pole as a mic.

[-] Window_Error_Noises@lemmy.world 37 points 2 years ago

This gives me a sense of satisfaction by proxy.

[-] Window_Error_Noises@lemmy.world 30 points 2 years ago

Brilliant. Part of my procedure is being performed robotically, so I may have to ask that of the robot...

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Last time, I used: "Anybody need anything while I'm out?" and that went over well. May not make it through this surgery on Friday, so I turn to Lemmy for top-notch suggestions for my potential last words!

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