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[-] Blackout@fedia.io 4 points 4 months ago

I typically try to distract my poop as I'm going. "Time to go jump on a trampoline!" or "I get to greet the Pope next" that way it doesn't get scared and run back up when it sees the toilet water.

[-] Zwiebel@feddit.org 2 points 4 months ago

I paid for the seat I'm gonna use the seat

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