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[-] RootBeerGuy@discuss.tchncs.de 86 points 10 months ago

Oh man, I only saw the community name this is posted in after reading this 3 times. I feel relieved.

[-] jonne@infosec.pub 19 points 10 months ago

Yeah, is this AI generated or something? Wtf does this mean?

[-] funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works 11 points 10 months ago

Jenna Ortega said that Taylor Swift "had a big year" (presumably sarcastically) after hearing that the previous story- in which a show was nearly delayed by a cardigan accident- was in fact, false.

[-] Klear@lemmy.world 9 points 10 months ago

I just assumed I'm out of touch.

[-] jonne@infosec.pub 8 points 10 months ago

Yeah, sometimes it's hard to tell which of those is happening at any time.

[-] ekZepp@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago

Oh God it's not me!!!...

... better call off the ambulance now.

[-] rozwud@beehaw.org 2 points 10 months ago

Same! I really thought there was something wrong with my brain for a minute there.

[-] PinkyCoyote@sopuli.xyz 28 points 10 months ago

THIS is the purpose of this community

[-] GBU_28@lemm.ee 19 points 10 months ago
[-] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 3 points 10 months ago

Jimmy Fallon is a lying loser

Cute celebrity offers unrelated commentary on TayTay

[-] GBU_28@lemm.ee 1 points 10 months ago
[-] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 2 points 10 months ago

I mean if you want to I won't stop you but it seems a little excessive

[-] apotheotic@beehaw.org 18 points 10 months ago

Translation, I believe:

Jenna Ortega said of Taylor Swift "Taylor's had a big year" after Jenna accurately identified that Jimmy Fallon lied about an anecdote (that he made up).

The anecdote was that his cardigan had become stuck to her Lover bodysuit almost causing a delay before a "The Eras Tour" show in London in June.

[-] echodot@feddit.uk 1 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

I'm just tripping up on the line

her Lover bodysuit

What the hell does that mean?

Shouldn't it be "her lover's bodysuit" except that doesn't make sense.

[-] apotheotic@beehaw.org 6 points 10 months ago

She had an album called Lover and this bodysuit is what she wears when she performs that part of the show.

[-] corsicanguppy@lemmy.ca 14 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

That summary is so close to English that it's hard to decide which meaning it's going with.

[-] dastechniker@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago

I understood it first try, am I going to live?

[-] niktemadur@lemmy.world 8 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

You... are the greatest guitar player I have ever seen.

Signed,
The Make-A-Wish Foundation
"Bringing joy to the world, one terminally-ill patient at a time."

[-] Rakonat@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago

Everything smells like copper when trying to decipher this. Am I gonna see another sunrise?

[-] Thcdenton@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago
[-] rain_worl@lemmy.world 1 points 9 months ago

transcript (manual):

🚨 | Jenna Ortega on Taylor Swift after accurately identifying Jimmy Fallon fib that his cardigan was stuck to her Lover bodysuit almost causing delay before a 'The Eras Tour' show in London in June!

"Taylor's had a big year"

[two images of people. idk who they are]

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