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[-] troglodytis@lemmy.world 65 points 10 months ago
[-] ScrotusMaximus@lemm.ee 21 points 10 months ago
[-] Brickhead92@lemmy.world 16 points 10 months ago

He gets down on all fours and breaks into a sprint, he's gaining on you!

[-] rockerface@lemm.ee 4 points 10 months ago

Fighting for your life with Shia LaBeouf

Normal Tuesday night for Shia LaBeouf

[-] zurohki@aussie.zone 64 points 10 months ago

Plot twist: Dad knows about the monster in the woods and that's why he wants to make sure anon gets home on time.

[-] orivar@programming.dev 19 points 10 months ago

Directed by: M. Night Shyamalan

[-] andrew_bidlaw@sh.itjust.works 15 points 10 months ago
[-] VitulusAureus@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

And OP is the blind girl.

[-] fibojoly@sh.itjust.works 6 points 10 months ago

And the beatings are to strengthen him for when the time comes...?

[-] el_abuelo@programming.dev 3 points 10 months ago

I get beaten twice a week.

Although my beaters call it jiu jitsu.

[-] kusivittula@sopuli.xyz 44 points 10 months ago

being followed in the forest at night is a special kind of scary. even when you know it's your imagination.

[-] taladar@sh.itjust.works 4 points 10 months ago

On the other hand with an active imagination not being followed in the forest at night is another special kind of scary. You can imagine all kinds of ways you could trip over something and lie there unconscious or hurt and unable to move and nobody will find you for hours.

[-] el_abuelo@programming.dev 3 points 10 months ago
[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 43 points 10 months ago

Oh no. I'm lost in the woods at night. I hope a spooky werewolf doesn't come and get me.

[-] Flax_vert@feddit.uk 27 points 10 months ago

Instance doesn't check out

[-] Estiar@sh.itjust.works 5 points 10 months ago

Oh no! Then you might become a cute werewolf! OwO

[-] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago

Stupid sexy werewolf.

[-] over_clox@lemmy.world 30 points 10 months ago

My dad left like 10 years ago for milk and eggs. He came home in an urn. ☹️

[-] andrew_bidlaw@sh.itjust.works 17 points 10 months ago

Milk and eggs for a fast shrinking diet. Noted.

[-] over_clox@lemmy.world 13 points 10 months ago

Not like I really cared to give any details, but aside from his prior existing health issues, he basically died from swallowing grits and eggs that were way too hot and he basically boiled his esophagus.

What's worse is that he was old and stubborn and refused to go to the hospital for like 5 months, and he spent the last month of his life finally in the hospital, but way too late. ☹️💀

TL;Please Don't Read - Make damn sure your food ain't too hot.

[-] andrew_bidlaw@sh.itjust.works 7 points 10 months ago

TL;DR Hot meals can cook you.

I wonder if he was following the logic that a recursive addition of heat can cleanse him from growing gut pains.

[-] over_clox@lemmy.world 7 points 10 months ago

He was half paranoid and didn't trust doctors. He was hoping that enough rest time and drinking Ensure would allow him time to heal on his own.

And I wasn't allowed to call an ambulance, he slept on a couch packed with guns and straight up told me he'd shoot emergency people if I called them without his authorization..

Yeah, he was a bit eccentric, to say the least.

[-] andrew_bidlaw@sh.itjust.works 8 points 10 months ago

Good god, it's great you are still alive to print it.

[-] rockerface@lemm.ee 3 points 10 months ago

Humans are, in fact, made of meat

[-] andrew_bidlaw@sh.itjust.works 1 points 10 months ago

I feel like you were replying to another post\comment of mine.

[-] match@pawb.social 5 points 10 months ago

how hot was that???

this post was submitted on 07 Sep 2024
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