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[-] slazer2au@lemmy.world 101 points 10 months ago

Shit guys, they know the secret.

[-] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 33 points 10 months ago

Here’s hoping.

[-] bradorsomething@ttrpg.network 9 points 10 months ago

It’s okay, we’ve figured out saying “guess where I’m taking you to eat” solves the restaurant problem

[-] lurch@sh.itjust.works 8 points 10 months ago

Quick, distract them by making them bento, taking them to a picnic in the park, holding hands and kissing them! 😈

[-] BalooWasWahoo@links.hackliberty.org 60 points 10 months ago

Well, I guess I am now doomed. All these women chasing me will know exactly how to catch me. Oh no, oh woe.

[-] LEONHART@slrpnk.net 60 points 10 months ago

I hate that I don't have an argument against this.

[-] stoicmaverick@lemmy.world 6 points 10 months ago

Do you want to have one? I'm married with two kids, and this is literally all I want.... I wonder what it feels like.

[-] don@lemm.ee 49 points 10 months ago

Game over, my dudes. We been got good.

[-] TAYRN@lemmy.world 45 points 10 months ago

Someone please tell me I did good. You have my full permission to lie to me.

[-] rockSlayer@lemmy.world 18 points 10 months ago

You did good, friend

[-] TAYRN@lemmy.world 6 points 10 months ago

Well, I can confirm. I'm not sure if you even need to put my head in your lap (but it certainly can't hurt). I'm basically yours for life.

[-] ravhall@discuss.online 14 points 10 months ago

You’re a good boy.

[-] TAYRN@lemmy.world 12 points 10 months ago

You have no idea now much my tail is wagging right now.

[-] ravhall@discuss.online 6 points 10 months ago

Roll over and let me stroke that excited tail.

[-] TAYRN@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago

Obviously I roll over. My belly is all yours to do whatever you want with (please pet and scritch it and then tell me I'm a good boy again)

[-] CanadianCarl@sh.itjust.works 4 points 10 months ago

No thank you sir, this is a Wendy's.

[-] ravhall@discuss.online 2 points 10 months ago

What if it was a Tim Hortons? 😏

[-] CanadianCarl@sh.itjust.works 1 points 10 months ago

That restaurant ia horrible, was better in the 90's. When everything was fresh, not baked from frozen.

[-] ravhall@discuss.online 1 points 10 months ago

Tim bakes my buns fresh.

[-] abobla@lemm.ee 9 points 10 months ago

You did good and I'm not lying

[-] burgersc12@mander.xyz 31 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

This would never work on me, I would simply avoid the lap, and make a C a s u a l escape nigerundayo gif

[-] tacosanonymous@lemm.ee 27 points 10 months ago

My wife hates this one simple trick.

[-] neshura@bookwormstory.social 27 points 10 months ago

Back in my days we put the sauce in the comments

[-] Asudox@lemmy.world 17 points 10 months ago

Well, back in my days, we used to find the sauce ourselves.

Sauce: Kakawatte wa Ikenai Type no Musume ga Kanojo ni Natta (manga)

[-] thesporkeffect@lemmy.world 26 points 10 months ago

I know I did good. It'd be nice to hear someone else say it occasionally, though

[-] MissGutsy@lemmy.world 18 points 10 months ago

This is really hard though!

Because how the hell does one make a "🤍" sound

[-] LouNeko@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago

"A lot if people flash the peace sign but I like to express peace verbally... Two."

[-] hperrin@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago

Squee

[-] duckie@ani.social 18 points 10 months ago

:3

[-] Etterra@lemmy.world 14 points 10 months ago

They say that the way to a man's heart is through his stomach, but experimental Aztec archeology has demonstrated that it's past the stomach and up under the ribcage. With a sharp knife and practice they got it down to under 10 seconds.

[-] feedum_sneedson@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago

I really don't want or need anyone to do that to me.

[-] unemployedclaquer@sopuli.xyz 3 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

If I know ONE THING, it's that fuck do I really have to do this. If I'm getting paid per post, I want to know what is the lady's head doing in the blob thing

[-] lurch@sh.itjust.works 4 points 10 months ago

I want to know what is the lady's head doing in the blob thing

It's supposed to show her real emotions in the moment or in her head. It's used when you can't see her face in the moment (for example through phone) or the character acts casual on the outside.

[-] roguetrick@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago

I don't want a lap pillow. Give me a real pillow.

[-] Sabata11792@ani.social 1 points 10 months ago

I volunteer for testing.

this post was submitted on 07 Sep 2024
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