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[-] independantiste@lemmy.world 21 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

touch women

touch: cannot touch 'women': Not enough permissions

sudo !!

[-] independantiste@lemmy.world 18 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

to my fbi agent, for legal reasons, this is a joke, i would never touch women in real life

[-] odium@programming.dev 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

You're on lemmy, we already know.

[-] odium@programming.dev 7 points 1 year ago

User doesn't have sudo permissions. This incident will be reported.

[-] Cr4yfish@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Don't trust the dudes telling you to chmod 777 everything.

[-] SkyeStarfall@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 1 year ago

Don't trust the dudes telling you to not trust the dudes telling you to chmod 777 everything

[-] culpritus@hexbear.net 1 points 1 year ago

this post was submitted on 08 Jul 2023

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