Let's play a game (lemmy.world)

submitted 1 month ago by GrammarPolice@lemmy.world to c/casualconversation@lemm.ee

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You reply in the comments, and i try to guess your age based on a short conversation we have. That's it!

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[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 3 points 1 month ago

🎵The hills are alive with the sound of ligma🎵

[-] GrammarPolice@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Is that supposed to be a song?

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[-] Professorozone@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

I am an antenna engineer and I quit because I hated the company I worked for as they embraced the corporate American model.

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[-] berryjam@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Come at me bro

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[-] NineMileTower@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

What's happening, youngster?

[-] GrammarPolice@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Okay, if you're not Gen X then i would be disappointed. How's the family?

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[-] Limfjorden@feddit.dk 2 points 1 month ago

I am staying up later than usually. How about you?

[-] GrammarPolice@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

That's funny cuz my sleep schedule is kinda shit right now. It's currently midnight, and i woke up about an hour ago.

What's causing you to stay up late?

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[-] Donjuanme@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Ok go

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[-] RisingSwell@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 month ago

Given your username if I fuck up the reply do I get some sirens?

Actually hard to cause issues my phone fixes it and I guess almost nothing I type requires punctuation.

[-] GrammarPolice@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

You definitely get forcefully shoved to the ground and violently ordered to stop resisting while i kneel on your neck.

Okay, mundane jokes aside, autocorrect just seems to cause more problems than it attempts to fix imo, so i have it turned off. Besides, you could've used a comma before the "and"' in: "and I guess almost nothing..." cuz a comma must precede a conjunction that precedes a pronoun, so i guess you were wrong.

[-] RisingSwell@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 month ago

My autocorrect isn't consistent. Depends on what app is being the keyboard, SwiftKey is better to type on and has a better layout but has significantly worse autocorrect than gboard.

Except my new phone has a gap at the bottom the size of a spare bar that I can't seemingly remove so it took a week to stop having my typing look like crap.

If you want to correct my grammar look at anything long I type, I type like I talk which is non-stop until I'm done so I get really long run on sentences.

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