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[-] Worx@lemmynsfw.com 68 points 2 months ago

Superimpose the text "somewhere in this image are my terrorism plans" so they have to spend hours studying the picture in detail

[-] Comment105@lemm.ee 3 points 2 months ago

And then actually get the Darth Plagueis the Wise copypasta in there somewhere.

[-] Banichan@dormi.zone 42 points 2 months ago
[-] ton618@lemm.ee 17 points 2 months ago

Omg how could I have not heard this song before?! And it's 8 years old! What a banger!

[-] MossyFeathers@pawb.social 12 points 2 months ago

Dude, Knower is great. You should also check out songs like Time Traveller and Butts Tits Money

[-] SpruceBringsteen@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

Louis Coles new album is worth checking out , he's the drummer.

Also the drummer of Clown Core.

[-] MossyFeathers@pawb.social 13 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Don't even have to watch, I already know what song this is.

Edit: yep. The government knows.

[-] hOrni@lemmy.world 9 points 2 months ago

I don't know what I just watched. All I know is before the end of the song I was dancing naked and masturbating in front of my webcam.

[-] NOT_RICK@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

This is awesome

[-] sheepishly@fedia.io 3 points 2 months ago

A fine addition to my schizocore collection

[-] frazw@lemmy.world 35 points 2 months ago

Better hope you don't have a small dick, or you'll tick all the terrorist profile markers and be in jail before you know it.

[-] Tyr_Raidho_Othala@reddthat.com 7 points 2 months ago

Yeah, I am not in jail, that doesn't make sense

[-] Tyr_Raidho_Othala@reddthat.com 9 points 2 months ago

I have a miniature cock and am not imprisoned, so I'd call major BS

[-] SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world 26 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

And then they assume you have pics of teenage boy cock on your drive.

[-] Letstakealook@lemm.ee 19 points 2 months ago

Gotta get some unpleasant bodily function photos in there as well. Big unbroken dookie, unfolded snot rag, infected ingrown toenail, you know, real degenerate shit.

[-] BigDaddySlim@lemmy.world 18 points 2 months ago

"The full, detailed write up of my plans are within this cumbox, search carefully and thoroughly, many key details are very well hidden."

[-] andrew_bidlaw@sh.itjust.works 12 points 2 months ago

Eating shit, vomiting and masturbating while dictating your manifesto in detail.

[-] SitD@lemy.lol 12 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

joke's on anon, the only thing nsa ever wanted is spy on everyone's dickpics without having to go in person

[-] Buddahriffic@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

Hot NSA agent: I need to get me some of this dick in this pic! Checks OP's file for his address, sees red flags from his other antics Damn, nevermind!

[-] InternetCitizen2@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago
[-] Buddahriffic@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

Lmao "theft of government property". Those charges are somehow more upsetting than the act of hoarding all those dick pics.

[-] InternetCitizen2@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

Its also an onion esqu article.

[-] lowered_lifted@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 months ago

no shit lol I wonder where people who think it's real think the government is getting their dick pics. I once had someone try to bullshit me by saying that the sensors on automatic urinals were cameras collecting dick pics, I wonder if that is last of the conspiracy here, maybe they think that's real

[-] InternetCitizen2@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

Also the perpetrators name is Hilary Wang

[-] DavidGarcia@feddit.nl 8 points 2 months ago

The only flaw in this plan is that maximum dick pics is the only reason why they surveil everyone

[-] letsgo@lemm.ee 6 points 2 months ago

For extra points, write some random almost coherent stuff, ROT13 it then steganographise it into those dick pics.

[-] lowered_lifted@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 months ago

all that's gonna get the OP is a new buddy who really wants to help him start shit and will provide all the materials even

this post was submitted on 21 Sep 2024
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