Americans will say the dumbest shit to protect their guns. Having sex and owning a gun are 2 different things. Only one of them is a biological need.

Running is a sport. Swimming is a sport. Football is a sport. Hunting is a game at best. For mentally unwell people.

Dude. Forklifts are useful.

I will sit under the lightbulb and wait for the moths to join me.

I didn't know Swahili was that progressive.

Try Polish. Our verbs and adjectives are also gendered.

A washing machine is feminine, how is it in french?

Yah. But also with heat, running water, AC, a convenience shop nearby and some friends. So basically what I already have minus a job.

Is he seriously posting cringe like this?

Because that would lead to fair elections. And if elections were fair republicans would never win any. So they block any attempt to fix elections.

The apple car doesn't have a reverse gear. But the fan boys are like "It doesn't need a reverse, that's the point, Apple is all about forward thinking".

Because of the naming model I once got the email porn@companyname.com. it was hilarious until we realized anytime I was attached to a group email, the spam filters would remove it.