[-] hOrni@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago

She could wear a trash bag if she's this cute, I'm still going out with her.

[-] hOrni@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago

According to this theory, if I make Buldag ramen using boiling Listerine, it will be tasteless.

[-] hOrni@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago

Trump is the kind of guy, who thinks women's orgasm is a myth.

[-] hOrni@lemmy.world 44 points 2 days ago

If Trump were president, he would playfully bite teenaged girls in the neck.

[-] hOrni@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago

The Iddy Bitty Titty Committee.

[-] hOrni@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago

Does this still work with paper straws?

[-] hOrni@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

Roo close to ludicrous speed.

[-] hOrni@lemmy.world 7 points 2 days ago

"in" your sofa.

[-] hOrni@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago

Ali Spagnola się that to a whole room and herself. And it wasn't Halloween.

[-] hOrni@lemmy.world 4 points 3 days ago

Maybe I missed something, but how can it be 85 years apart since Scotty was on TNG.

[-] hOrni@lemmy.world 27 points 4 days ago

How bout if the owner of the mountain throws him a pizza party once a couple of months.

[-] hOrni@lemmy.world 3 points 5 days ago

It's probably the only GTA I've ever played. I recently tried to play it, but found the tank controls too annoying to play. The game would still be fun if it had analog support.

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I almost puked while preparing this from the smell alone. Went to the trash after two bites.

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