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Anon has a lucid dream (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 8 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works
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[-] JusticeForPorygon@lemmy.world 116 points 8 months ago

If God is real he'd have let me stay illiterate

[-] Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works 48 points 8 months ago

God doesn't come around these parts

[-] Iheartcheese@lemmy.world 37 points 8 months ago

I do. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[-] drolex@sopuli.xyz 18 points 8 months ago

God is infinitely groovy and infinitely funky, but the Bible forgot to tell you that he is also infinitely getting dividends from his shares of Penguin Books, so he has a stake in this.

[-] r00ty@kbin.life 85 points 8 months ago

Lucid dream rookie! If the lucid dream happens, and you're in the same place you fell asleep, well actually if that happens the majority of the time it will become a sleep paralysis episode. But, if it isn't, always teleport yourself the fuck away from the location.

Ain't no way you want to risk that you're too close to being awake (or in this case not asleep at all). I'd wager anon fell asleep, woke up but was having a hypnopompic hallucination, and that explains the text on the board.

[-] toynbee@lemmy.world 33 points 8 months ago

I just assumed he was in some foreign language class.

[-] HeavyRaptor@lemmy.zip 56 points 8 months ago

Or just algebra

[-] pkmkdz@sh.itjust.works 16 points 8 months ago

Easiest way to know if you're lucid dreaming is to try some magic abilities. I usually try flying out of the window from room I were. This hasn't failed me yet. And anon definitely wouldn't get into this awkward situation with this either.

(only half of this is a joke)

[-] Honytawk@lemmy.zip 14 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Until you jump out of the window and land face first on concrete

[-] general_kitten@sopuli.xyz 9 points 8 months ago

Thats why you just levitate a meter or so from the floor

[-] pewgar_seemsimandroid@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 8 months ago

i prefer shitting to the moon

[-] Wanderer@lemm.ee 85 points 8 months ago

Fake but at least it isn't gay.

[-] cheddar@programming.dev 48 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

touches tits

has a seizure because of that

Gay AF. His body rejected a girl.

[-] MeDuViNoX@sh.itjust.works 44 points 8 months ago

Anon is femanon, very gay indeed.

[-] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 23 points 8 months ago

No such thing

[-] atro_city@fedia.io 6 points 8 months ago

There are no women on the internet bud.

[-] Maldreamer@lemmy.world 32 points 8 months ago

Meh, He should have done a reality check in the first place before doing anything

[-] gentooer@programming.dev 31 points 8 months ago

He did. It was just a poor choice of reality check.

[-] TxzK@lemmy.zip 25 points 8 months ago

This would've gone a lot better if anon simply apologised and explained that he was half-asleep. But no, they just had to make it more akward.

[-] psycho_driver@lemmy.world 23 points 8 months ago

At least Anon got to feel a boob. It might be a while.

[-] AsudoxDev@programming.dev 6 points 8 months ago

Imagine if this was real. Funny af

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