Go back to school start taking classes that actually interests me, instead of for a stable job.

Reminds me of a quote from the TV Show Billions.

“What’s the point of having ‘fuck you’ money, if you never say fuck you?”

• Bobby Axelrod, Billions.

However to your question, live life the way I want. Simple as that.

Finish the home remodel. Then try to find the best approach to handle riches I guess. Taking care of the kids, getting them towards an exiting life. Support my wife with her entrepreneurial dreams. Make sure my mom is well.

Buy off all the politicians and have them implement policies that will benefit the working class. Invest heavily in renewable energy sources and public transportation. Buy all the comic books.

Have a nap. Phone off, door locked, for as long as I want level nap.

Buy Twitter back and ban Elmo

Buy a delorean, eat sushi everyday, and give my wife whatever she wants because she's my angel and I love her.

I'd buy an old Land Rover series 2 or old Land Cruiser and drive around the high desert looking for shiny rocks.

That's a trick question. After the end of civilization as we know it, no amount of money will do anyone any good, and that end seems imminent. There will be no such thing as “fuck you” money; there will only be “might makes right”, and I am far from mighty.

I would:

• Buy a FU environment Car, and use 100% of the speedometer because I paid for it.
• Buy a FU sized house, and fill it full of ballpit balls, cocaine and hookers.
• Buy a FU size music venue, pay U2 to play at the venue, give free entry to everyone and arm them all with 4 cartons of eggs each.
• Throw a massive FU party on the biggest ocean cruiser, invite only the top 10% of richest people. Then scuttle the thing.

Do I have any money left?

• 50% goes to developing Australia.
• 25% goes to the Linux foundation.
• 20% goes to whoever is still alive in my family.
• 5% goes to lizards on the internet, because frankly, the cats are getting too much attention and they are wayyy overrated.

Build my dream house with an architect. After that I would probably travel the world with friends and family.

I'd pay off all my debts, put away enough to be able to quit my job without losing any income, and give the rest away. I already have everything I want and need, the move now is to get rid of shit I don't want.

I'l tell you what I'd do, man: two chicks at the same time.

Pay everyone in my building several years' expected pay to quit all at once, except for one specific manager that everybody hates.