That’s a divorced pigeon with his kids that he only sees once a year.
"You'll always be my little chicks. Daddy loves you, no matter where you fly."
“We work hard and play hard. You gotta shit on 20, 25 cars a day to make it in this office. But then we go out and pick the sidewalk off fucking CLEAN and recharge for the next day.”
Isn't it nice when we all get along, reach across the isle
“What would you say you do here?”
I'm a birdy bird! Can't you see that!?
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