10/10 roast in the comments
That's Chevy Chase, starring in National Lampoons: Christmas Vacation. It's older but it's one of the most famous Christmas movies ever. It's a great comedy
What a sad situation. I know a lot of people here think this is abuse and I can see their perspective, but I see this more as a relationship lacking communication. The wife didn't feel assured that her husband loved her anymore and the divorce papers were a last ditch effort to see if he still does. Sure, just talking openly would be better, but goddamn is it hard to find people who can do that.
I think the fact that she broke down and tore up the papers immediately after is a sign that she really didn't want to do it and was reacting to his genuine reply.
I think OOP needs couple's therapy.
I solved this problem by having not watched cable television in like ten years.
There is a big difference between recoding "I am unable to do this currently because I am tied up with other work, ask me in a few hours" to "Daddy's busy right now sweetie, maybe later?"
and
"Aww whosa sweet wittuh one! My wittle girlie so preshusss!"
Guy was up on a mezzanine installing rubber roofing (I work in an RV factory), suddenly either seized or fainted or had a stroke, nobody's really sure, fell off the catwalk and landed on his head 19ft below on concrete. Died immediately. It happened maybe 50ft from my workstation.
The company suits came by to sing kumbaya and tell us how we're all a "family", took a single day of production off (so they could clean the blood up, presumably) and production started back up as normal. He had been working there for 25 years.
I'm confused, OP befriended their ex? Or is the skinny bitch a dude?
Did OP just make this all up? Is this just fake and gay?
My infosec skills are far too sophisticated for infiltration (small piece of black tape)
C: gestures vaguely everywhere
Ayy just about my exact experience.
Me: Do you like hiking?
Her: No, not really.
Me: Oh that's too bad. I was going to say we should go walk sometime, it's really fun.
Her: Well, uh, hiking isn't that bad....
hemophobia
Yeah fuck blood, all my homies hate blood
It'll forever be F-stab in my head