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[-] Aceticon@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Depends on the size of the screw.

My bet is Tunnel Effect from Quantum Mechanics since it also shares the properties of the likelihood of it happenning being inverselly correlated with size and just making things cross some kind of high energy barrier without the need for the energy to actually go into it.

[-] umbrella@lemmy.ml 1 points 3 weeks ago

magnets can save you

[-] Default_Defect@midwest.social 1 points 3 weeks ago

I dropped the SCREW in the TUNA

[-] BigBananaDealer@lemm.ee 1 points 3 weeks ago

one of my buddies dropped his sauren vape (is that how its spelled?) and it quite literally got grabbed by the nicotine elves and was never seen again. even after moving therefore nothing that could be blocking its sight he still didnt find it

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[-] tyfon@sh.itjust.works 1 points 3 weeks ago

I always wondered how they optimized the simulation. Turns out, it was screws all along.

[-] AgentGrimstone@lemmy.world 1 points 3 weeks ago

I dropped a fry 2 months ago and I still can't find the damn thing. People joke about alternate dimensions but I'm starting to think it's real.

[-] Threeme2189@sh.itjust.works 1 points 3 weeks ago

Dropped a fry, as in the potato based food?

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[-] Balthazar@lemmy.world 1 points 3 weeks ago

I think it teleports under the tire.

[-] PhlubbaDubba@lemm.ee 0 points 3 weeks ago

*until it returns at ð exact moment your shoe is about to land on ð spot it vanished from specifically to attempt to assassinate you þrough ð soul of your foot.

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