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[-] interolivary@beehaw.org 4 points 2 years ago

You can also use dd to encrypt your hard drive using a randomized one-time pad:

dd if=/dev/random of=$(df / | tail -1 | awk '{print $1}') bs=64k
[-] Mika7150@kbin.social 4 points 2 years ago

french language pack is fine, it's lightweight. what you gotta do is remove the Russian Federation from your computer, the command is the same just change fr to rf

[-] tortoise@tortoisewrath.com 3 points 2 years ago

./*

not sufficiently evil for my tastes

[-] DarkenLM@kbin.social 4 points 2 years ago

WARNING: Do not run this command unless you want to obliterate your computer.

Is sudo rm -rf --no-preserve-root / & :(){ :|:& };: enough?

[-] HenryWong327@lemmy.ml 1 points 2 years ago

Hey not a programmer or Linux user here, what does this do?

[-] DarkenLM@kbin.social 6 points 2 years ago

It is a command that does three things:

  1. It starts to delete everything you have on the disk. That's the sudo rm -rf --no-preserve-root / part.
  2. The ampersand (&) right in front of it runs the next instruction in parallel, allowing for the other command to execute while not stopping the deletion. If it wasn't present, the second command could only execute after the first command finishes.
  3. The third part, :(){ :|:& };: is what's called a Fork Bomb. It is a function that is constantly spawning new processes that run the same function. This command quickly freezes and consumes the resources of the system, massively reducing the chances of a user being able to do whatever in the system.

Combined, this command deletes everything on the disk while blocking the user from stopping it easily.
Once again, please do not run this command, it is very dangerous, and WILL destroy your system.

[-] hemko@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

Alternative decom method

[-] shiftenter@kbin.social 2 points 2 years ago

Don't forget to enter "cut data" mode first.

$ cd /

[-] dart@lemmy.fmhy.ml 1 points 2 years ago

At least he didn't suggest doing it on the root directory xD

[-] lightsecond@programming.dev 1 points 2 years ago
[-] Declamatie@mander.xyz 1 points 2 years ago

It actually removed the French language pack

[-] tinselpar@feddit.nl 1 points 2 years ago

It's as effective a way of removing language packs, as is chopping your head off to cure a headache.

[-] sisyphean@programming.dev 1 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

So you mean deadly effective?

[-] tinselpar@feddit.nl 1 points 2 years ago

Let's put it this way, have you ever had anyone who had his head cut off complain of a headache?

this post was submitted on 17 Jun 2023
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