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The Vatican unveils official anime girl mascot
(nichegamer.com)
Yeah, pedos do what pedos usually do
That priest looks stoked
Missed the chance to call her Vati-chan.
Oh damn, in German, "Vati" is an affectionate form like "daddy", except it's the word stem of "father" ("Vater").
And wouldn't you know it, Christians also use "Vater" to refer to priests, the pope and their god.
Yes, the US largely figured that out with The Empire Strikes Back. 😜
So they choose Luce, so close to Lucifer, and they expect the Internet to NOT bring it up? There's Lucy, Daughter of the Devil on Cartoon Network for shit's sake.
Nevermind the connections to Death Note, a far more popular anime about Light Yagami, and the subtle connections between his name and Lucifer the Lightbringer.
This seems so much worse on it's face, even if you leave out the undertones of children's abuse by the church and Rule 34 that will come out (which are worse, but the church keeps trying to bury it)
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Lmfao anyone see the movie Dogma, this is modern day Buddy Christ! 😂
Buddy Jesus would have been an a better choice. The internet fanfiction might have worked for them. I predict they won't be pleased by the fanfiction they're about to get from under age manga.
not...publicly pleased, at any rate...
but amongst themselves? probably swapping their favorites around.
Phrasing?
hmmm?
Oh that was intentional.
Buddy Christ was better
Better than Bloody Christ, for sure.
The Buddy and Bloody of Christ, though… Now, you’ve got a sacrament going.
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Because an official anime boy mascot would be too apropos?
There's more than the one who are (I assume*) boys, also I don't understand what you mean by 'would be too apropos', could you explain?
* I assume because I couldn't find much information about the side characters other than their names Fe, Xin, and Sky. All the references on the Wikipedia page just say their names and include the photo at most or don't even acknowledge them at the least.
Young boys especially, but young girls too are probably a little touchy for them to use. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Catholic_Church_sexual_abuse_cases
All I hear is, the Vatican is after the young crowd. Imagine that....
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Are they running so low on young people to molest they've resulted to youthful dolls?
Pope played Elden Ring and fell head over heels for Ranni
Look, she had 4 arms, a body to kill for, and had a way of getting in your head
She's no Goldmask though. I want to get me a man that can T-pose on reality until he figures out how to prove god wrong
Several ways.
These are useful for luring new victims back to the rectory.
"Hey little girl, would you like to come to my office to read from the old testicles?"
How is this NOT the onion...
Child Rape, Incorporated really shouldn't, they really really shouldn't, they really really really just should not
but she's ackchyually 2,000 years old
Her name is Light? Like the guy from Death Note?
What’s Luce for?
For seeing, duh.
No way they're going to regret that decision....
Don’t worry, the R34 artists are already on it.
that's adorable. I like the frog looking one, as my name implies.
Oh god, I can’t help but see the reflection in their eyes as a hand with way too many fingers
I didn't notice this before reading your comment, but now I can't unsee this
Target demographic: lolicons
I would say the target demographic is Catholics. That's an important distinction, because it includes shotacons too.
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Hmmm.
Are they ignorant to the "art" that will be created inspired by this, or was that their intention?
They're using childish cartoon characters to attract young children to the church. I don't think they care who does what with the characters as long as they get more kiddies to diddle.
Thank god they didn't go furry with any of their characters.
2034: The Vatican unveils official furry mascot
Aslan from the Narnia series is basically a feral fan-made fursona for Jesus
To learn more google "Rule 34 Vatican mascot"
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So is it blessed anime, or holy anime?
Holey*
"Ara Ara! Popu-Sensei is so kawaii!" /s Too bad there are so many cases where Catholic anime turns into the darkest type of hentai.
Don't let this distract you from the fact that the Pope still doesn't have a moe moe
this post was submitted on 29 Oct 2024
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