Or maybe he forgot to take off his Freddy Kruger hallowe'en costume before jerking off to gay porn.
I bet this was said to cover for crimes he may have committed as christisn judges will definitely see it as a legit defense. Or he is fucking stupid.
That's called a dream, guy.
It is what it is.
"You don't belong here Tucker, you have to come back home"
Carlson trying to scapegoat Lucifer after his underaged boyfriend got a little carried away.
Oh is this it, are we inches from rock bottom? Losing it and or lying more desperately for attention?
do not declaw those dogs
Lol
Former Fox News host Tucker Carlson claimed he was “physically mauled” by a demon in his sleep, leaving claw marks on his body, which he says are still visible.
next time he shouldn't use teeth and make sure you cup the balls, Mr. Carlson.
Bro is taking too much Ketamine
So weird.
Genuine demonic encounter or Ambien, plus or minus alcohol, and pissing off the cat? Just asking questions, Tucker!
Well, he did say he was sleeping in bed with his four dogs so I can think of at least four different places he could have got the claw marks.
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