Original? ✅ Plausible? ✅ Photographic evidence? ✅ Adorable? ✅✅✅
What kind of monster kills a duckling and sets it on their calculator for internet points?
The duckling seems alive to me… at least I hope so.
I actually think it's fine too. I was just making a joke about fake internet points for fake internet points.
😬 for the record I've seen some birds just lay down flat in their nests, vs the usual tuck-beak-on-back. But yeah... This seems posed. Hope I'm wrong.
> The year is 3034
> Humanity has a vast interstellar empire spanning galaxies
> We still use the Ti-83 calculator to learn math
It's a travesty that HP killed the HP48 series.
In my classes profs just let us use our laptops
This is rubber ducking made real.
That thing you took the photo with, and tweeted the photo with, has a calculator. You can even get a different super cool calculator for it.
The thing you're using also has a search function to explain what a joke is.
People tweeting stuff. We allow tweets from anyone.
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