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[-] MirthfulAlembic@lemmy.world 28 points 14 hours ago

A classic dick of Theseus dilemma.

[-] unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de 70 points 19 hours ago

consensual

Is it weird that im creeped out by this clarification

[-] Akasazh@feddit.nl 10 points 15 hours ago

That's the whole point

[-] RecluseRamble@lemmy.dbzer0.com 20 points 18 hours ago

Maybe because the consensual one isn't usually mind-blowing?

[-] unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de 14 points 18 hours ago

Sad to hear that consensual sex could be non mindblowing :(

[-] BatrickPateman@lemmy.world 4 points 15 hours ago

Realistically - I would assume - more sex involves Weiner blowing than that of minds.

[-] Atropos@lemmy.world 73 points 20 hours ago

This is why I donate blood

[-] babybus@sh.itjust.works 5 points 14 hours ago

This is why I donate sperm.

[-] lowleekun@ani.social 32 points 19 hours ago

Fake: op having a gf and the money for medical care Gay: thinking about someone elses blood in his dick

[-] Damage@feddit.it 13 points 17 hours ago

How does one run low on blood?

[-] dodgy_bagel@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 10 hours ago

For me, massive amounts of blood loss.

[-] Sabata11792@ani.social 7 points 14 hours ago

Slips, spills, and forgetting where you left it over night to discover taste funny the next day.

[-] EtherWhack@lemmy.world 12 points 16 hours ago
[-] TwanHE@lemmy.world 1 points 12 hours ago

Hormone imbalance after a major infection or illness can cause it. Source: Me, i starve my heart of blood if I stand up too quickly.

[-] MurderCapitalism@feddit.org 5 points 14 hours ago

This someone else might have saved your health. You could be thankful.

[-] ODuffer@lemmy.world 15 points 19 hours ago

I'm O- Neo. My blood is given to babies, so no such 'luck'.

[-] Honytawk@lemmy.zip 16 points 17 hours ago

Eww, why are you inside a baby?

[-] ShellMonkey@lemmy.socdojo.com 2 points 13 hours ago

Huh, small rabbit hole there, wasn't aware there was a special baby blood type. So basically someone who has the luck to have dodged what sounds like a super common virus all their life gets to have special uses for their donations.

https://www.mayoclinic.org/diseases-conditions/cmv/symptoms-causes/syc-20355358

this post was submitted on 15 Nov 2024
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