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[-] Raylon@lemmy.world 88 points 1 week ago

Anyone who knows Von Leyens carrer should know it will go more like this:

Von Leyen: "How much will you pay me and my family to do that?"

Musk: "X amount"

Von Leyen: "Consider it done."

Von Leyens picture should be in the wikipedia entry for "failing upwards"

[-] ASDraptor@lemmy.autism.place 80 points 1 week ago

Consider owning anything Musk a risk for your own safety.

[-] pipe01@programming.dev 51 points 1 week ago

OWNED 😳😳👍👍👍👍👍🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[-] Taleya@aussie.zone 17 points 1 week ago

Bold of you to assume he's that coherent

[-] IDKWhatUsernametoPutHereLolol@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 1 week ago

Y'all forgot he got his daddy trump to literally make you dead with an "Official Act"

[+] MNByChoice@midwest.social -10 points 1 week ago

Was this a real conversation?

[-] huginn@feddit.it 34 points 1 week ago

This is very clearly fake

[-] hate2bme@lemmy.world 24 points 1 week ago

But it's on the Internet

[-] huginn@feddit.it 8 points 1 week ago

Are you telling me people would just go on the Internet and lie?

[-] njm1314@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

It's very clearly satirical.

[-] huginn@feddit.it 2 points 1 week ago

Yes, which also means it's fake

[-] njm1314@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

Yeah, but a little bit of a different connotation I'd say.

[-] MNByChoice@midwest.social -1 points 1 week ago

It could have been spoken, and transcribed.

[-] brbposting@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 week ago

Maybe on Planet Looney Tunes

… right OK I see your point! 😉

[-] MNByChoice@midwest.social 2 points 1 week ago

😄

[-] fallingcats@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 1 week ago

Have you ever seen musk get to the point that concisely without stammering for half an hour?

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