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Depressing awful town
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that tweet reply is just 👄🤌
It's ok. Our fellow Americans just don't understand the meaning of the word pizza.
-- yurobro
There are appropriate uses of government cheese product. This is absolutely not one of them.
Lol I can't believe this is real. How terrible must food be in your city for this to be successful? https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Altoona-style_pizza
While originally topped with Velveeta, Altoona-style pizza is popularly topped with yellow processed cheese known as American cheese. The yellow squares of American cheese are a staple of this dish, used instead of the mozzarella or provolone common to other styles of pizza.
Everything about that paragraph makes me feel ill.
Lol, I do eat this type of cheese with grilled cheese... But this application is disgusting.
Following the destruction of the hotel in 2013 by fire, other local restaurants began serving Altoona-style pizza
It could have died there, but they had to do this
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American cheese on pizza? that's the kind of thing I would do if I'm down to the last two items in the kitchen, and feel too lazy to go shopping, but still would hate it
That's the type of thing you make if you have nothing else in the fridge and you can't go out to get anything else. And you'd keep that shit quiet and never admit to it to anyone.
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cook with it? yeah
call it pizza? nope
there's no excuse for making a bad pizza. It's pizza, it's very hard to do it wrong
The only people who say this are people who have never had good pizza before.
The "iT's PiZzA, sO iT's GoOd" crowd drive me nuts. You would probably put ketchup and Velveeta on a Ritz cracker and call it a pizza. Have some standards, my dude.
I do have standards. It's easy to make good pizza, you'd have to be an idiot with zero culinary skills to mess it up
Misc toppings on bread dough with some kind of cheese is probably thousands of years old.
If memory serves right a round bread with toppings is semi important in the Aeneid. Which assuming it isnt based off of older traditions means its at least 2000 years old, though I dont know if Virgil was pulling from older shit so I cant say for certain. Also I dont know if cheese was in Italy by that point.
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Is this town filled with broke stoners or something?
Broke stoners in rural Pennsylvania? Say it ain't so!
Dunno about this particular area of PA, but the areas I am familiar with... the answer is meth.
Yeah, it's not a great town
I’d hork down a barrel of sketchy dicks before I’d let this abomination inside of me.
I'm not trying to judge, but your bar for that might be slightly too low.
I’d wolf down a barrel of sloppy dicks. Also, I don’t really care for this pizza
Hey, as long as you're not horking them down.
Honestly this doesn't sound like it would taste all that bad. Thick crust, tomato sauce, green bell pepper, fried salami, and Velveeta cheese? That's gonna be pretty tasty. Calling it pizza might be the biggest issue, maybe something like open faced pepper sandwich would be better.
I bet you also think health insurance CEOs are hard working, upstanding members of the community.
Calling Velveeta "cheese" is pretty bad
Urgh, here in Canada they tried to trick us with "delux" kraft dinner. Velveeta is so bad that I avoid name brand KD to this day due to one time over a decade ago. How in the artificial fuck do americans eat that stuff?
Maybe ive got California bias, but pretty sure we also avoid it. That shit is basically waste that is sold to folks who literally cant afford better.
Yet its more expensive then the normal cheese mix here. Its vile stuff that makes melted plastic seem edible. The "cheese" at 7-11 (that contains no dairy) is 1000 times more cheese then it and is still avoided by most sober people.
Stop
I mean, you just described a thick crust hot pocket. Which isn't bad. It ain't good, but it ain't bad.
Pretty much, any combination of bread, cheese, and tomato sauce is edible. The salami is just there for texture
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