"To infinity and beyond"

-- Buzz

Two plus two equals five for large values of two

Don't be a dick

-Ismo Leikola, stand-up comedian

Even a stopped clock gives the right time twice a day

A joke calender in the 80s told me that "Ich habe mein stammwappen verloren" means "I have lost my totem pole"

"God thinks he's all that and a bag of chips." -David Bowie

We all hurt, we all need, we all cry, we all bleed.

One of my favorite reminders that everyone has personal struggles.

@zinklog@lemmy.fmhy.ml

"Best advice I ever got was an old friend of mine, a black friend, who said you have to go the way your blood beats. If you don’t live the only life you have, you won’t live some other life, you won’t live any life at all. That’s the only advice you can give anybody. And it’s not advice, it’s an observation."

James Baldwin

if you assume you make an ass of u and me

"Why did I follow him...? I don't know. Why do things happen as they do in dreams? All I know is that, when he beckoned... I had to follow him. From that moment, we traveled together, East. Always... into the East."

• Marius, Diablo 2

"these problems are the good ones to have." from an atmosphere song, where they got it form idk. but whenever im feeling like shits going south i remember this and it reminds me that its not all so bad.