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[-] pixeltree@lemmy.blahaj.zone 13 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

If anyone wants to kill and eat me, go right ahead

It'll be nicer than dying alone and having my body rot in my apartment till someone eventually checks on me

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[-] socsa@piefed.social 11 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

You haven't eaten ass until you've eaten corpse ass

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[-] CitizenKong@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

When the German cannibal Armin Meiwes was on trial, it was actually a legal conundrum. Meiwes' victim had explicitly consented to being killed and eaten, even dictating how he wanted to have it done to himself. So was it murder or more of a convoluted version of assisted suicide ("killing on demand" is the legal term in Germany)? He was eventually convicted of manslaughter and got a prison sentence of eight and a half years, a few years later changed to a sentence for life.

[-] thurstylark@lemm.ee 14 points 2 days ago

Heh, my partner and I have already had the, "I don't seek it out, but if we're life-and-death stranded and you go first, sorry, you're provisions now" conversation.

[-] Smorty@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 2 days ago

gurl up top looks SO comfy cozy in her gymnastics suit <3

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[-] UraniumBlazer@lemm.ee 14 points 3 days ago

but I'm vegan :(. Soooo I think I'll have to sit this one out.

[-] Walk_blesseD@lemmy.blahaj.zone 13 points 3 days ago

If it's a dietary thing that's fine, but if the person consents to being eaten I don't see any ethical problems.

Cannibalism is the only ethical way to eat meat QED

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[-] python@programming.dev 10 points 3 days ago

I'd be so down to be eaten once I die tbh

[-] rumschlumpel@feddit.org 7 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Would be funny to give your enemies a prion disease!

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[-] Zacryon@feddit.org 7 points 2 days ago

I see the issue more with relatives, who (today) usually would suffer even more if their loved one's body is eaten by other people.

[-] zea_64@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 2 days ago

This reminds me that I don't understand normal people

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[-] Simulation6@sopuli.xyz 5 points 2 days ago

DIY link to the 'Patience My Ass I'm Gonna Kill Something' cartoon.

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